I stood on my cousin’s butt and he flexed me up on it and it was so weird.
uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one
Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!
are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis
hygiene is important to everyone
they have no mouths
don’t be racist
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
I love this post so much.
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good.
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
because, you know, why show disabled people doing things
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies