I'm Natalie. I'm a 15 year old with Microsoft Word from Kansas City, MO, USA.
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actionables:

taggedrne:

imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones

u mean like this

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davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

ruinedchildhood:

the greatest superpower known to man

nokki1:

Funny you should mention that…

It’s my old axe but it still works like a charm.

I need to go to bed but I cannot let my brother win

capslockapocalypse:

immortal-axolotl:

I just gasped really loudly

SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THE FUTURAMA ONE IM SO CONFUSED

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

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you know, anything you want